HE KISSED HER NOSE

blonde-buddha:

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:
i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.
I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

:(

thiscosmicobscurity:

His pledge to her:

i will kill the spiders. i will share my fries with you when you’ve finished all yours and are still hungry. i won’t ever pop my collar. i will never be rude to your tummy- when i hear it growl and gurgle. i promise to bend down and reply respectfully. i will eat the mushrooms when we order the supreme pizza. i will kiss the papercuts. and the door-slammed finger, and the counter-bumped hip. i’ll try my hardest not to get annoyed when you whisper questions and comments during movies. i will be the big spoon. i will let you win at wrestling, sometimes. other times i will not. i will go faster. harder. i will pull when you want. and tease you when you don’t. i will send you random texts and leave you silly gifts. not always. not on schedule. just whenever i want to. whenever i think you need one. or seven. i will check your tire pressure. and remind you to take your car in. i will hold your hand. i will love you. i will love you. i will love you.

I’m pretty sure I’ve reblogged this before, but it’s so perfect.

:(

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

call you names

tell you weird and personal details about myself

say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb

type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts

share funny photos from my tumblr dash

actually tell you when i’m upset

try to make conversation with you

just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood

tell you jokes even if they’re bad

wevegotaplan:

wevegotaplan:

wevegotaplan:

Someone bring me a chicken quesadilla and come watch Ghost Whisperer with me.

Don’t forget salsa.

and just go ahead and bring some mac and cheese too.

And some cheese sticks. I’m hungry.

(Source: vans-supreme)

saezlin:

Yes

(Source: extrasad)

(Source: edge-of-infinity)

steamedcrab:

so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.

(Source: slothwrestling)